Academia demands professionals be globally relevant and locally responsible. In recessionary times, such demands become ludicrously impossible to achieve. Global interaction, even national interaction must consist of some form of contact, preferably, face to face. Academics have long shared ideas nationally through professional and educational association conferences, provided expertise through national organizational committee membership, and collaborated with colleagues from other institutions in research.
Then came 2010-NO TRAVEL ADVISED OR SUPPORTED, DO NOT ASK UNLESS YOU PAY YOUR OWN WAY AND THERE WILL BE NO SALARY INCREASES FOR THE NEXT 2 YEARS.
Technology must be the answer unless your campus bandwidth is grossly inadequate, your tech gurus classify all your global e-mail as SPAM, wikkis are forbidden, and blogs are evil.
Relevance in an irrelevant environment-the rest of the world (outside of academia) might say “so what?”
Kurt Vonnegut merely said “So it goes”.

I have many esteemed colleagues in academia whom I esteem and are esteemed and expect esteeming from titled privilege. Now titled privilege in the Middle Ages afforded the titlee amenities not afforded to untitled. Since I indeed am not untitled, but under titled, my esteem is not as high as it could be. Therefore, the title I seek is “The Grand & Glorious Leader of the Library Underworld”. (Unfortunately, there are no associated titled privilege amenities, but it sounds cool.)